she’s a bard. she’s a spy. she’s a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a…

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she’s a bard. she’s a spy. she’s a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy’s neck with her thighs. she’s the late pope best friend. she’s the new pope. she’s bisexual.